John says:

"Take sticks and hit stuff to a beat"

ahh...behold the glory of our all knowledgable devine ruler of the melodic world. He who hits stuff, holds the power far beond that of a normal mortal, able to teach his abilities in a sentence. Bow down to him, so he may beat you senseless, and then squish you, as he did to the foe of the netherworld, Justin. Behold, the mistic portal awaits...my insanity grows stronger with the passing of the seasons, it is time to catch the mighty ice pengin, to vanquish his soul from the warm earth, and return him to the frozen tundra, where he may live among his brethren. Come mighty hamburger, we have work to complete.

Alas, I say no more



Right after this



I'm sorry, I lied



Nuts



Honey roasted




Vanquished




Farewell